Friday, April 16, 2010

Welcome China in Cricket League



The only way to counter the current on-going cricket fever in the form of IPL is to lure the Chinese to enter the fray and promote an identical league in a cheaper way for which the Chinese people are famous for!  Imagine, if the Chinese enter this arena, the entire format will become cheaper and competitive enough to drive our IPL masters and politicians out of the field!!  The tickets may cost not more than Rs 300/- in comparison to Rs 3000/- that we are paying now, the accessories such as T-shirts may cost just Rs99/-, the cricket bat-made in China @Rs150/- and so on which will bring smiles on the facees of millions of cricket lovers all over our great country!  The so called Foreign players could be well replaced by some  identical Lee or Chung from China and hired at a much lower remuneration!  There would be thrilling singles taken by the Chinese players as they will be very swift and fast running across the wickets.  The entire format of the game could become more interesting at a lower expense!  I wonder if any sports body or Kapil Dev and company have ever thought of this?  This entry could be called Chinese Premier League and to pacify the opposition parties such as BJP and others, each ticket could entitle the person or the holder for a Visa-free entry to Kailash Mansarovar, the ultimate abode of Lord Shiva!!  The Indians and specially the Hindus will be delighted with this idea?  The popular cheer-leaders will be drawn from young Chinese athletes and Gymnasts who could perform to the pre-set tunes from Chinese MP4 players which will be more attractive and worth watching?  The Chinese team management can also ask the spectators to behave while watching the game or else they will face transportation by road to places beyond Tibet- a point of no return!!!

There will be no Tharoor or Modi or even Pawar to corner all the wealth  and it will be Cricket- la- Chinese style @ rates that will be atleast 1/10th of the present pricing??

I hope some one will take this idea and also give me royalty for this unique suggestion to transform the much popular Cricket in India which is followed more as a Religion??

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